Friday, August 04, 2006

Aw crap! not another screwed up ending!

















This is a sequel to my previous post.
Somebody told me at the restaurant the other day that the guy who was found dead in the gutter was hit by an early morning train, contrary to many popular stories that have been in circulation.
And the train being an inanimate, that this qualifies more as an accident, than a murder.
Apparently, the departed was waiting for the first light of a fresh Sunday morning which did not come on time. He had caught forty winks (sitting on the rails) when -surprise, surprise!- the Salem mail came on time and the poor fellow didn’t even know what hit him. (The man was deaf as a post, I am told).

Moral of the story: You thought the railway line is a good place to take a crap when no one’s watching? You have good reason to think twice – the Engine driver isn’t watching either.. ;)

3 comments:

lash said...

heheh... points noted... wil take care not to spend too much time on tracks...

and regarding the trip, moron, i know that u know that i will never be able to break away from this damned insti.... then why ask and make me cry??? post the pics.. i will probably suck the pleasure from the bloody monitor...

Maya Cassis said...

hey there!just bumped in here and I think you are really funny.ok and i do bad feel for the person who didn't know what hit him.

ToOothlEss WOndeR! said...

@lash: snaps at flickr
http://www.flickr.com/photos/toothlesswonder

@maya: do you happen to know roger pinto - the lyricist jem trader? :)