That roadside camel, I rode. But the thing about roadside camels is, If the camel goes brrrrllrr, all the goo's going to go straight on your head.
pichhkyaaw! :D

Outside the house..

....is the ocean. And a beach that the tourism department hasn't seen yet. (Thank God for small mercies!)
On the rocks sat a fisherman and his daughter. Fisherman on his day off, but still fishing anyway. The little girl looked on, baiting his line from time to time. A couple of boys sat hurling little stones into the sea , sometimes also helping unhook a catch when the man drew his line.
Some Sundays don't change that very much with time and it is a pleasure just to be in one of those.

Vaat it is!

I had just finished a long and fulfilling lunch with the parents.
Saw the squirrel go up a mango tree in the backyard, - discretely as is customary of him.
Then there was a sound -: a squirrel-like sound i think, so nothing unusual there. I could see the little fellow perched on that puny branch on the top, and so I was convinced it wasn't the squirrel, although the sound sounded so very much like him. Then I saw wings flap. On another branch.
My father thinks this is some kind of owl. I think it isn't.
Anyway, he's a nube in the backyard, so all of us want to know.
Anyone knows?

THOSE THAT HAVEN'T VOTED YET, LINK IS RIGHT THERE. TO YOUR RIGHT!!
SEE IT? VOTING CLOSES ON 17th!!
(The link on top is the facebook page, and the one below it is the campaign.)
Thanks!!

Kavi and Bala for President!!

To those people that don't know us:
We are such fun people, people -haawt and sexy! (People that know us, now don't waste time arguing ok? if we dont look good already, two beers on us is all it takes! )

So the news is that this extremely desirable* twosome is on a mission. To drive that Cedia out across west-central India, and bring you truckloads of pictures and experiences. We promise we'll be fun (that we are always, no?) and we'll even say hi to that German woman at Anjuna beach, and your Gujju cousin in Ahmedabad.
**CLICK ON THE LINK ON THE RIGHT OF THIS PAGE TO VOTE! **
There is but one problem: the fact that we started late is starting to bite us in really funny places right now.
And it is in your power to get us out of this situation - All of you all hot and sexy people.
Vote vote vote!! Get your aunts, uncles, kids, grankids, girlfriends, their boyfriends.. EVERYONE to vote!!
OK, thank you, everyone :)

Bring on the BLING!

An international beauty that has stood the test of time - The Fiat 1100 D, locally called the Premier Padmini was a workhorse of three decades for the closed-doors India.
A car that used to be just as popular as disco dancing and driven by beautiful women and race enthusiasts alike, the Padmini was everywhere - just like golden tightpants, afro hairstyle, and large buckled belts.
What a shame then that our idea of fashion has come to white muslin and button-fly jeans. What a shame that there is no color anymore.
At least I have a car to match my taste of music. I have red seats and a dynamo.
Disco dance, ladies?

A life in retrospect.

What must it be like to be alone, helpless? To have a world-view that is a reflection of hazy, perhaps glamorous pictures of years far back in time that somehow seem more real than "real" time itself..What must it be like for her to outlive her whole family?
What must it be like, for the old?

A quiet evening. That was.

People listen to me – because I’m a smart ass.
Dogs listen to me too.
And like people, they say “Yeah, whatever” in dogspeak.

I haven’t died, peoples! :D

If this is not Terrorism, What is?

Ok, this picture is a repeat, but that is because the picture isn’t important.
I am worried – about vote bank politics threatening to divide youth, threatening to confuse, and corrupt thinking of this country’s tomorrow.

It isn’t about the misplaced morals of the Sri Ram Sene or any other bunch of goons for that matter – it never was. I am concerned about how time and again, we allow the innocent to be murdered for some random ambitious criminal to win elections – only that more recently, it has been possibly more than that. Genocide of generations, murder of the future: Radicalism, extremism, moral policing, Hindutva, Indian Culture, they said?

We are a democracy that has allowed the Babri Masjid to happen, we have allowed Kargil to happen, we have allowed a Godhra to happen, we have allowed a Sikh massacre to happen. The results have always been the same : Elections won.

I am apolitical. I despise the ruling government’s incompetence in protecting human life, and their very shallow fiscal policies. But right now, nothing disturbs me more than the knowledge that Pramod Muthalik is going to win the next election, and possibly even become a minister. Because that was what this was all about, all along, wan’t it? Not pubs, morals, noodle straps or Valentines day.

I am concerned about the larger implications of the venom these people are spewing : The rural-urban, good old have/have-not divide: Distinguished vote banks that can be easily manipulated; Distinguished vote banks that could easily have been this country’s only lasting hope.

We can do little things – like tell them they cannot deter the young spirit, like sending this guy some love (http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=74543975648: If you know me in person, you can buy your card and give it to me, else there are instructions on the facebook event). The good thing about little things is that little things sometimes lead up to larger things – like perhaps a social movement to get the judiciary to tame the government, or spending a little time, a little money, and a lot of good will to adopt a rural child’s education: Things that are much simpler done than talked about, Things that will change tomorrow.
I am buying the first Valentine's day card of my life today, and I am awful proud of it.

Peace, and Love – Happy Valentine’s Day, everybody!

The man in a womans' house.

A couple of months ago, I was touring rural North Karnataka on an assignment shoot.
The assignment pictures were very bad, at least the ones that the company decided to pick were nothing less than horrible, but i was able to get a handful that I liked - Ones that remind me of the stories - with these people in them.
For the lack of fresh material you folks will have to see pictures from December, this post and that is my plan for the next few as well.
Ha! *smug*

Riders on the (silk)worm**

Worlds apart: One world ends at an airport, and another begins not too far away.
The road to Bangalore International airport is wide, well lit, and fast. Well if you are going to the airport, that is.
Because soon after, the lights go out, the ride gets bumpy and the road narrows like a funnel.

Devanahalli village could be far removed from India's "technology capital" and life would not have been any different.
Almost everyone here is a silk farmer, and suddenly the birds that the silkworms attract have become a threat to the airplanes.
The villagers are being served notices to make arrangements for alternate sources of income.
Of course, the land prices have gone up, so they will not farm. They will sell.
And then what?

** Light post processing on the picture

The Old Man Of Kinnigoli

So.
I have been busy, and now I am busy on a holiday.
It has been long - I‘ve got stories to tell, people I’ve met and pictures to share.
And I am sorry about being a bad boy – not replying to comments and such.
Promise to be better now. I’m hoping for the new year to be a lot better than the one gone by – the perpetual optimist that I am.


Kinnigoli was not a planned stop. Because Kinnigoli was not on the road to Kundapur. It was hard work – It looked as if the bus driver wasn’t particularly concerned about the people on the seat at the rear end, and when we finally got out, the sun seemed to be awfully pissed off at something. I just wasn’t getting it right, and the shoot stretched on until sometime after dark.

And that is how we decided to spend the night at Roger’s farm. After such grueling labor, we certainly deserved to have some fun!
And fun it was – I dont know why, somehow beer always is. And then there was toddy for breakfast, feeding the dogs and the sheep after, the chicken, and then beer again.

We were at breakfast at this village eatery when I spotted this man. Alone for his tea and mid-morning snack, possibly a routine for the whole of his long life. I say this because I am a village boy – usually in our villages, everything is routine.
I love this life!

El Paradiso

I am not sure if it was the exhaustion of the ten kilometer hike in the rain-shadowed wilderness of Chinnar, or the love for the rainforests that made us take off that night on a drive a few hundred kilometers long into The Periyar tiger reserve.

The guard at the check-post was a burly middle aged man, who wouldn’t let us in. It took us three hours and nearly one hundred phone calls to get him to open the park gates for us.

(Tourist information: Kerala Forest Development Corporation charges Eight hundred rupees per person for entry into the jungle, which is allowed only in their all terrain vehicles. It is OK to not love nature, but at the minimum what you can be is respectful of life out there.
The chances of spotting a tiger here as a tourist is next to non-existent, so please don’t go in on a casual Safari - It is not worth the money that you pay, and the jungle will not like you. And for goodness’s sake, please don’t smoke!)



The mist was a both a surprise and a disappointment. We had a few hours of light still remaining in the day, and the musky odor of elephants hung in the air, only that the visibility was reduced to a few feet.
Not too far from a tribal settlement, a man herding his cattle back home took us deeper into the jungle where he said there would be elephants.
A few meters into the slush, my shoes were wet and swarming with leeches. The socks were soaked in blood, and rest of the walk had to be done barefoot. All through out the trail, there were fresh hoof-prints in the sludge - even an occasional pug mark or two, just no animal in sight. And so when we turned off the slushy grass on to a little patch of rocky land, the beauty that struck me was just too sudden to be let in.
What lay ahead, was a little piece of tropical paradise. We were suddenly left standing on a rock-face engulfed by green overhangs on three sides, and the deepest of jungles on the other. The valley below was at least a kilometer deep, and there were springs gushing out of cracks in the rocks. We were standing above the clouds, where even the wind did not stir. If the place were any more beautiful, it would have been a sin.

Do not go by the picture, I just couldn’t do any justice to the scene.

Re-wind. Play.

The little bully, the physicist and the big always-happy-guy.
None reminds me of me.
But I recognize all of their faces, even the shy little one.
It was as though I had found an old journal, cleaning up the room - its paper crisp and yellow: A little crisp-er than meant to be, and writing a little grey-er than it once used to be.
Some memories have names, and some do not, but they are all hazy, warm, and dirty from a day of play.

I miss school.

The morning after craziness

Once in a while I recommend that everyone should get really drunk, only to remember why it was such a bad idea.
The lime and water didn't seem to have done too much good to the system, for it was the throbbing in my head that woke me up - or was it Don? I can't really remember.
Walking out through the back door into the yard barefoot, the cold came first, and then the dampness. There were no more fiery ambers in the firepit, and the empty beer cans were all over the dewy grass.
I have a day of packing ahead of me, and as for Don, it is sure going to be a work-in-the-yard Sunday.

Self-portraiture

Anonymity is for celebrities, and not drunken bartenders.
Been trying my own concoctions, and I am zonked out, and I am dehydrated, and I cannot sleep!
Sorry, I had to document myself in this state, and when I am drunk I start looking good to myself. What to do, I say! :)

Oh yes, I missed ya'all.
And yes, i am back.
But no - India : Not yet, but soon - VERY soon! :)

Chillin' on a summer-like sunday

In the summertime when the weather is high
You can stretch right up and touch the sky
When the weather's fine
You got women, you got women on your mind.

Have a drink, have a drive
Go out and see what you can find!

Remember the song? It is not summer yet, but the weather is sure high..
If there is such a thing as a perfect Sunday, it would be something like today.
I’m lovin' it! :)

Lucie the pussy cat

I spent the weekend with a friend and his lovely wife at their house in a little Massachusetts town. The sun was at it’s best for most part of the day, and it was only the sea breeze reminding us it was not summer – not just yet.
Lucie, my model of the week is Don’s cat. Not too easy to befriend, but she definitely is not camera shy.

Terminal illness

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"There are only two emotions in a plane: boredom and terror." ~Orson Welles
And I am sure I'm familiar with at least one of those. :)
My clock is still garbled, but I like the weather.

Lovely Rosa

Rosa is beautiful. Rosa likes to lick the underside of shoes (Tasty they are, but I dont know why mommy makes a fuss!) and Rosa likes it when daddy tosses her up like that.

This week has been crazy so far, and it is just about to get crazier. I'm having to travel half way around the world, among other things.
I should be getting back to work, dont you think? :)

Do not ask stupid questions, I say!

I like to drive on long winding roads: and long winding roads sometimes lead you to lands where logic seems wound a little too tight to comprehend.
Like this weekend when we drove to this place really far away: On our way back, we stopped at the easiest place in the world to catch fish. It was a creek underneath a little bridge on a little country road. Not too far from the road, the stream turned, and the water slid off the rounded edge of a rock into a deeper area. And there, there were these fish which would leap out of the water against the current, trying to reach back to that place over the rock. Not one fish: a very many of them. A blind man could easily knock one over to the side, make a fire and poach it right there.
Yet no one did, or so it seemed to be.
So we stopped an old man on the road and asked him why.
"Because there is someone watching, and you'll get smacked on the head if you do" came the reply.
The land downstream belonged to this Zamindar and he had exclusive fishing rights on this stream. The stream does not belong to anybody, but the fish is the Zamindar's. Funny!