Thursday, December 07, 2006

I cracked the hard nut, and I *still* feel like a man.

Not that nut, dirty minds – that was an idiom. Idiots!
I cracked a big business problem at the office today.
No make that two -
I also figured out that The Old man of the Mountain was the name of a meeting room. (Now why did no one tell me that before!! )
Meeting invite :
[Avaya continued discussion at old man of the mountain 2pm]
2.15 :I am still hanging around outside my boss D’s office, waiting for the guys to turn up. (Old man? Of the mountain?? Oh come on, guys!)
**Flashback ends**

On a different note, I also found out that the spread eagle is a thing only for the eagles to try.
I got inspired by the spread eagle picture everywhere, and tried the move, and my pants tore right across the centre. *Trrrrrrrrrk*
Now that doesn't paint a prety picture at a party - Especially, when you’re wearing bright red underwear.

I also realized – after spending numerous ours on research on it- how the phrase piss off came into existence.

This is how:
Snow on your car’s windshield - now trust me on this – is the mother of all piss offs, especially when you’re running late to that breakfast meeting.
You have two ways of getting around this problem:
a. Turn on the heater, wait for the snow to melt off – which may take you all winter
b. Go to Walgreens, and buy a snow shovel – Ok now we’re talking crap. I’m a converting desi – which means it is always 1$=48 rupees. No way!

Or wait a minute – there’s an easier way !
You can piss on it. And like magic – it goes away! Damn right – Piss the friggin snow off!

Have a good one guys.. I'm going to sleep!



lash said...

i was having a friggin day too.. this brought some smile. nice work on the snow. you are applying some logic finally.

and your boss' name starts with D? does it end with D too? i get it then ... 10 points on that!

ToOothlEss WOndeR! said...

if it is not mah brother.. from antoher mother!
i see where youre going bastaaard!

VIDYA said...


moontalk said...

u never cease to amaze me :D

ToOothlEss WOndeR! said...

hehe.. i know.. men of extreme faculties can get a little too much to take sometimes.. i wont blame you. hehe

moontalk said...

@ toothless

* barf *

tanu said...

oh my my! the one with red speedos has a quite piss off attitude!!!
Fascinating post... very entertaining!!!

ToOothlEss WOndeR! said...

tanu: I'm glad you think I'm great.
you have my blessings
*dong* (that was from the blessing gong)

Sasi Kumar said...

interesting reading

ToOothlEss WOndeR! said...

intereting? thanks! :)

Maya Cassis said...

are you funny or what!
I lost my funny bone a few months back...maybe I should drop in here to find it :))
he he

ToOothlEss WOndeR! said...

spark (my dog) dug out a bone a coupla months back. it sure smelt funny. that was yours?

yeah, o yeah.. i'm the PJ king!
tra la la la la!

Anonymous said...

come up with some new stories man