Aha! A rainy Christmas and a plethora of silly mistakes.
Some dork locked himself out of the car on a freezing night, right outside his apartment. Oh well, it would not have been such a mistake after all, if he hadn’t left the apartment keys in the same bunch as the car keys, and he hadn’t left his coat inside the car. And you know how these apartments in the US are. You need a key even to get to the stairs. Sigh!
[Ok. It was me. SO? ]
But wait a minute. This is the U.S of A. you always have 911!
911 emergency.. What’s your emergency?
Well.. err.. I kinda locked myself out of the car.
Are there any kids in the car?
No.
I’ll have to put you on hold for a minute, Sir.
[Did I hear “pay back time!!”? man not every guy in India works in a call center. Hellooo??]
Okay, we regret that we cannot be of too much help at this time. However, you may break the window.
Oh. I MAY break the window of MY car? Thanks!
Any time, Sir. Merry Christmas!
But well, that is beside the point.
There is no snow for Christmas!
Ho ho ho Santa old fella,
Go get yourself an umbrella!
*boink*
Merry Christmas, folks!
11 comments:
Merry Christmas and a Joyful New Year!!! :)
Merry christmas to you to silverine.
go kick some butt this year.
:)
MERRRYYY CHRISMASS... HAPPPPYY NEW YEAR,,,...
Was the above story fiction??
;-)
sometimes truth can be much more ghastly than fiction. *sigh*
well, merry christmas, and a happy brand new year!!!
Yeah well it was you huh???
no big deal...
~Stifled laughter~
Yeah well
haha haha
is all i can say and a little more haha
So how did you get into ur apartment?
No snow in London either
But nevertheless
Merry Christmas
HO HO HO
We all have these silly moments in life, no ?
Lol !!!
And i think, 911, did a good job.
I really like the lingo you use for your posts.
Thanx for dropping by.
pricky: london was rather hot when i got there. that's not the point. it RAINED on chrstmas day! how worse can it get?
cindrella: the problem with my silly moments in life is that they're just too comonplace.
like chicken inferno last night. phew!
Now what was that...???
Can we another post about that ??
yeah well london is witnessing its most warmest winter os i gues u might have had a real terrible time in summer...
but people tell me sleet and cold will follow...
not the point but how worse can things really get??/
cindrella: comin right up!! :)
pricky: yeah.. them people. all full of gas. they've been scaring me withe these snowstorm stories for a whole 2 months too. they almost talked me into buying a snow showel! that includes yahoo weather as well. just gas!
i commented the last time, n it didnt appear n now i am too lazy to repeat that again. anyways, as a friend used to say, golden words are seldom repeated.(another friend whld ve said, something are better left unsaid.)
anyways, glad to know u had a big jolly christmas.
i was at home btw...mom's cookin...ah...it's the season to be jolly :D
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